I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
I'm bleeding and have questions
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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