Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
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