i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
They should really pass out barf bags in church
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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