Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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