No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
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