with your own penis?
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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