you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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