they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Randomize
