I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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