He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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