i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Dignity is for republicans.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
Randomize
