Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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