When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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