he shaved USA in his pubs
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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