We're like a lot better than the average bears
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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