Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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