I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
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