Me. At least after what I've been through.
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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