Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
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