I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
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