He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
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