With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Randomize
