God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
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