What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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