How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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