no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
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