There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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