So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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