oh god the rape fog is back!
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
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