She went from zero to smokin in five shots
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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