did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
When did angry sex become our thing?
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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