You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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