Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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