U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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