Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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