wat bout pragnant strippers??
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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