why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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