I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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