its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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