I CAN MOONWALK!
She said her name was "party"
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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