hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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