New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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