Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
I fill condoms, not promises.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
Randomize
