And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
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