So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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