sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Randomize
