Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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