You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
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