i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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