I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
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