Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
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Do I have a choice?
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I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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