on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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