I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
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