Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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