i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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