I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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