He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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