We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Randomize
